Post by Shweta on May 8, 2006 13:23:25 GMT 3
Dear China,
We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token
of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.
We're sorry that you're front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35 year old prop-driven airplane. Perhaps you'd like to consider purchasing some surplus 1950's era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan. (Who just replaced all theirs with shiny new F-16's).
We're sorry that you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography
textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside
the cover.)
We're sorry that you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know that it may seem easier to blame others than to take responsibility.
Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in the
Republic of China (Taiwan).
We're especially sorry for treating you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back
to treating you like a common untrustworthy street gang very soon.
We're very sorry for ever granting you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This
will be rectified at the earliest possible opportunity.
Sincerely,
The United States of America
We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token
of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.
We're sorry that you're front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35 year old prop-driven airplane. Perhaps you'd like to consider purchasing some surplus 1950's era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan. (Who just replaced all theirs with shiny new F-16's).
We're sorry that you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography
textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside
the cover.)
We're sorry that you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know that it may seem easier to blame others than to take responsibility.
Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in the
Republic of China (Taiwan).
We're especially sorry for treating you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back
to treating you like a common untrustworthy street gang very soon.
We're very sorry for ever granting you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This
will be rectified at the earliest possible opportunity.
Sincerely,
The United States of America