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May 9, 2006 13:07:01 GMT 3
Post by Shweta on May 9, 2006 13:07:01 GMT 3
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and LasVegas..So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies"thank you" and puts the phone down.
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May 9, 2006 13:33:45 GMT 3
Post by Shweta on May 9, 2006 13:33:45 GMT 3
Bill Clinton decided to teach' Laloo English,so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tution inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo english.Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face.The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.Clinton ?"
Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
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May 9, 2006 14:02:06 GMT 3
Post by aziMking on May 9, 2006 14:02:06 GMT 3
hahahaha
good one shweta..llol
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May 10, 2006 7:36:51 GMT 3
Post by Shweta on May 10, 2006 7:36:51 GMT 3
During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grownup and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !" The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medalist !" The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD ! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar !"
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May 10, 2006 14:22:03 GMT 3
Post by A D on May 10, 2006 14:22:03 GMT 3
lol
hey nice ones Shweta
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May 11, 2006 7:44:01 GMT 3
Post by Shweta on May 11, 2006 7:44:01 GMT 3
Today’s thought More than 1 mouse is mice More than 1 spouse is spice
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