Post by julia Roberts on May 11, 2006 12:24:22 GMT 3
Teacher to Sardar ' Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD !
U have came again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD !
U have came again..
========================================
Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
========================================
Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
==========================================
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
==========================================
Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
