aziMking
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The King
There is no good in extravagence, however, there can never be extravagence in good deeds
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Post by aziMking on May 14, 2006 11:09:16 GMT 3
POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS A Computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A Window was something you hated to clean And Ram was the father of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And Gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really Mega Bytes. An Application was for employment A Program was a TV show A Cursor used profanity A Keyboard was a piano. A Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-inch floppy You hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you Unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while. Log On was adding wood to the fire Hard Drive was a long trip on the road A Mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a Backup happened to your commode. cut's what you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue Web was a spider's home And a Virus was the flu. I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the Memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a Computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead.
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L o r d R a j
Club 69
Immortal Lover [/color][/size]
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Post by L o r d R a j on May 14, 2006 17:48:43 GMT 3
nice one.. exaltin u
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