aziMking
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There is no good in extravagence, however, there can never be extravagence in good deeds
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joke ;)
May 21, 2006 10:19:41 GMT 3
Post by aziMking on May 21, 2006 10:19:41 GMT 3
Once pappu started praying ravan, and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan's to Pappu.
Ravan: "say vatsa what u want" Pappu: "i want 100 vardan's " Ravan: "but i can give u only 3 varas" Pappu: "but i want 100 vardan's" Ravan: "no child thats not possible " Pappu: "no i want 100 means 100" Ravan: "no i can give u only 3 if u want take or else i m going ."
Pappu: "alright then, but whatever 3 wishes I ask, you will have to definitely grant me. WIill you?" Ravan: "sure its a promise from rakshas raj ravana" Pappu: "1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wodden bamboo stick" Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick. Pappu: "second var, put that stick in ur as*hole"..deep inside..!! Ravan: (confused but........)"tathastu" and in great pain asks pappu to ask for the third vardan asap...
Pappu: "now are you giving me rest 97 varas or should i convert that stick again to GADA
;D ;D
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