aziMking
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May 22, 2006 10:00:08 GMT 3
Post by aziMking on May 22, 2006 10:00:08 GMT 3
A blind man enters a blondes bar by mistake . He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud Voice, " Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, " Before you Tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, That you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler ..
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black Belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke ?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: " Nah. .. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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aziMking
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There is no good in extravagence, however, there can never be extravagence in good deeds
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May 22, 2006 10:03:32 GMT 3
Post by aziMking on May 22, 2006 10:03:32 GMT 3
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, …jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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L o r d R a j
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May 22, 2006 10:16:43 GMT 3
Post by L o r d R a j on May 22, 2006 10:16:43 GMT 3
LOLLLL!!! nice one buddy
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Jonyboy
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May 22, 2006 10:25:41 GMT 3
Post by Jonyboy on May 22, 2006 10:25:41 GMT 3
Hahahaha....both were really funny, Azim.....but an inch betta, was the 'chand jaisi biwi'....hahahaha. Thnx buddy.
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A D
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May 22, 2006 10:28:25 GMT 3
Post by A D on May 22, 2006 10:28:25 GMT 3
hehe lol
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