HOW LUCKY GIRLS ARE

[aziMking]

If a girl laughs, ;D
She is a jolly person.
If a man laughs,
He is mannerless.

If a girl talks,
She is witty,
If a man talks,
He is a chatter-box.

If a girl loves silence,
She is serious.
If a man loves silence,
He is dull.

If a girl looks at a man,
She gives a glare.
If a man looks at girl,
He gives a stare.

If a girl wears unique dress,
It is a fashion.
If a man does so,
He is a joker.

If a girl group moves 2gether,
They join a company.
If a man group moves 2gether,
It becomes a gang.

OH! HOW LUCKY GIRLS ARE, AREN'T THEY?

[aziMking]

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr
;D ;D

[aziMking]

the night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, u ask why?

I come close to u, u feel shy,

I tell u those three magical words....


Aay La, Puncture!!!

[L o r d R a j]

yup Azim..

If a girl tell u her problems n u dont listen.. UR INSENSITIVE.. if a man tells her his problems.. 'HE COMPALINS ALOT'

if a girl cheats on the guy.. U WERENT GIVIN HER TIME, if a guy cheats on a girl. WHAT A PIG.

If a girl doesnt cry after a sob episode - she is strong. If a guy doesnt cry after listenin to HER sob story then he is EMOTIONALLY BANKRUPT.

if a girl watches porn - ITS ENJOYIN EROTICA.. if a man watches porn.. Well he is still a pig.. but now a pervert as well.

but there is one thing...

If a girl sleeps with a 100 guys, she is a s**t. if a guy sleeps with a 100 chics.. he is a stud.