Post by A D on May 24, 2006 9:09:17 GMT 3
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
YOu have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal and on the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you have shit for brains.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
You are conservative and are afraid of taking any risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Piscean of any importance - you should kill yourself immediately.
ARIES (MAR 21 - APRIL 19)
You are the pioneer type and like holding most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and very scornful of advice. You are definately a stiff staff.
TAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)
You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think that you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a Goddamn communist.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 20)
You are quick, intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect much too little. This means that you are a cheap no fader and moder. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest and paedophillia.
CANCER (JUNE 21 - JULY 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. Everyone thinks you are a sucker. You are always putting things off - that's why you'll always be on the Dole or welfare and won't be worth a shit.
LEO (JULY 22 - AUG 22)
You consider yourself a born leader - others think you are too pushy. Most leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate any honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are theiving no fader and moders and kiss mirrors and pillows a lot.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEPT 23)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. YOu are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (SEPT 24 - OCT 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are most likely queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most libran women are wh***s and all librans die of venerial diseases.
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 22)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted at all. You shall acheive the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics adn morals. You are the perfect son of a behaves like a woman on sale. Most scorpio people are murdered by people that are sick of your bullshit.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 - DEC 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic and have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck, since you have NO talent or skills. The majority of sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you alot because you are always getting fooked.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being chased by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over good friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence a great deal and are generally a coward. Some Capricorns like screwing small animals and picking their noses a great deal.
YOu have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal and on the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you have shit for brains.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
You are conservative and are afraid of taking any risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Piscean of any importance - you should kill yourself immediately.
ARIES (MAR 21 - APRIL 19)
You are the pioneer type and like holding most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and very scornful of advice. You are definately a stiff staff.
TAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)
You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think that you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a Goddamn communist.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 20)
You are quick, intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect much too little. This means that you are a cheap no fader and moder. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest and paedophillia.
CANCER (JUNE 21 - JULY 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. Everyone thinks you are a sucker. You are always putting things off - that's why you'll always be on the Dole or welfare and won't be worth a shit.
LEO (JULY 22 - AUG 22)
You consider yourself a born leader - others think you are too pushy. Most leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate any honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are theiving no fader and moders and kiss mirrors and pillows a lot.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEPT 23)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. YOu are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (SEPT 24 - OCT 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are most likely queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most libran women are wh***s and all librans die of venerial diseases.
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 22)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted at all. You shall acheive the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics adn morals. You are the perfect son of a behaves like a woman on sale. Most scorpio people are murdered by people that are sick of your bullshit.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 - DEC 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic and have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck, since you have NO talent or skills. The majority of sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you alot because you are always getting fooked.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being chased by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over good friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence a great deal and are generally a coward. Some Capricorns like screwing small animals and picking their noses a great deal.
