aziMking
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The King
There is no good in extravagence, however, there can never be extravagence in good deeds
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Jul 17, 2006 10:10:48 GMT 3
Post by aziMking on Jul 17, 2006 10:10:48 GMT 3
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, " Father, may I ask a favor?"
" Of course. What may I do for you?"
" Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps ?" " I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." " With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, " Father, do you have anything to declare?"
" From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, " And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
" I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, " Go ahead, Father, - - - Next!"
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L o r d R a j
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Jul 17, 2006 10:34:04 GMT 3
Post by L o r d R a j on Jul 17, 2006 10:34:04 GMT 3
LOL!!!!!!!! nice one..
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Jonyboy
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Joke !
Jul 17, 2006 11:03:17 GMT 3
Post by Jonyboy on Jul 17, 2006 11:03:17 GMT 3
Hahahaha....nice.....
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