Post by L o r d R a j on Jul 23, 2006 11:08:39 GMT 3
Jus got this in the email.. i think its really funny..
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem
was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: " Your Honor. I brought the
child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be
in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in
your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine ?"
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem
was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: " Your Honor. I brought the
child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be
in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in
your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine ?"
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