Post by A D on Aug 7, 2006 21:07:58 GMT 3
I know is post karne ke baad gaali bhi milegi kuch logon se
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
