Post by Jonyboy on May 22, 2008 10:23:04 GMT 3
School - A place where Papa pays and son plays.
Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse - A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ''the minds of either''.
Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he got the biggest piece.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Boss - Someone who is early when your are late and late when you are early.
Politcian - One who shakess hands before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills and then kills you with his bills.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn - The only time some married men get to open their mouth.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience - The name we give to our mistakes.
Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse - A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ''the minds of either''.
Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he got the biggest piece.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Boss - Someone who is early when your are late and late when you are early.
Politcian - One who shakess hands before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills and then kills you with his bills.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn - The only time some married men get to open their mouth.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience - The name we give to our mistakes.
