Post by CoolChic on Oct 5, 2008 12:20:13 GMT 3
Sunday Morning Sex.....
I'll never hear church bells ringing again
without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather
had just passed away,
Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2
people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble.
Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it
was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and
continued: 'He'd still be alive if the Ice
cream truck hadn't come along.'
I'll never hear church bells ringing again
without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather
had just passed away,
Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2
people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble.
Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it
was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and
continued: 'He'd still be alive if the Ice
cream truck hadn't come along.'
