Post by Jonyboy on May 26, 2009 9:50:18 GMT 3
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I did 2 combat tours in Afghanistan.
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
Then he asked,' Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now'. Our normal hours are! from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M. every day.
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?
This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I did 2 combat tours in Afghanistan.
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
Then he asked,' Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now'. Our normal hours are! from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M. every day.
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?
This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.